Ya'll won't believe what happened this fateful day.Me n my friend went out to the cinemas,definatly to watch a film of course but we watched more than we bargained for.After watching the film,we met 5 fine dime brizzles.These shorties style waz off the dizzle for shizzle.Believe me mehnnn.Newayz,we got into talkin then we went to one of them's house to have a good time and then go.She happened to be the only child,mumsy waz abroad n pupsy had gone to work.She convinced us his comes back hoome strictly by 10.00pm.So all fingers were nt crossed.My friend went to another room with 2 of the girls while i stayed with 3 in the palour.Standup guy.From talking were got into watching this film that had clips of mating,traditionally known as fucking.From there we decided to practise what we saw.C'mon u know practise makes perfect.Me stripped of my shirt and girls over me,the father of the house walked sraight into the palour.I thot she said he comes back by 10.00pm.PAUSE!ok relax,av watched this in movies be4 but i neva imagined it happening to me.I wanned to xplain but what waz der 2 explain.What impression wud u get when u come home to see ur daughter and 2 girls on u without shirt.Holy cow,i knew i waz done for.He walked straight in and came out with a matchet.how old am i,i don't wanna die young...i raced out of the house to my car immmediately.By this tyme my other friend with the 2 girls dint know wassup.There where doomed.Newayz to cut the whole story short,we escaped but believe me it waznt eazy.I waz almost goin in2 comma cuz the drama was 2 much 4 me to handle.So my advice to all a ya'll is dat when ur in a room alone with the opposite sex,even if u don't plan for anything to happen ALWAYZ LOCK THE DOOR.2WICE AND STILL CONFRIM EVERY 10 MINUITES..Cheers!!!!